Here are more sexy photos of Alexis Ren (October-November 2018). California model Alexis Ren is seeking the attention of the world by publishing semi-naked pictures and videos.
Alexis in 2018 took second place in the world ranking of the most expensive Instagram bikini models. She has over 12.9 million followers.
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alexisren/
Stupendous ass; creepy smile.
A girl this stupendous shouldn’t be judged by her smile. Just stick your cock in her mouth and then you won’t have to worry about her smile being so creepy…
Or bend her over and pork that stupendous ass
….but since I really have more of a cocketta than a cock, I have to hope for a tooth gap to get me any friction. Still, I prefer mouths with facial hair and we all know what that means. Grrr….stand back….we have lift off….MICROPEEN ACTIVATE!!!
I really love that stand back part. It’s funny because you can barely tell the difference in my erect nub and flaccid nub. Anyways, I digress. Attention whores, feel free to post those useless comments I’ll never read below.
I have no comment to make Pseudo Spankmaster. But when looking at the photo of Alexis and her horse, I thought I saw you also in the photo !. I was wrong of course, I was just mistaking the horses cock for you. You must get that all the while !
…I was just blathering on there. What I meant to say is I see past all the noise to what’s important….the horse cock. Nothing fills me quite like a Clydesdale @18 hands, except for the 18 hands of the handlers. Thoroughbreds are nice too, yet not as filling. I do like that feeling of getting stretched out so it takes the 18 hands or more to get me full gape. Prolapse comes soon afterwards when mounting fire hydrants and plugs. Love to settle on on those stout bad boys too…grrr….wanking my tiny little wiener….wiener spitzel….activate!!!!
Attention whores know the drill. They are free to post under all their known names and those recent additions too. Won’t matter either way to me or anyone else, because nobody reads that useless drivel.
A nice reply Pseudo Spankmaster, and full of the kind of detail and expertise I would expect from one frequently engaged in farm yard fun ! I hear young squeaker Doris is succumbing to your petting charms. Again I can only register my surprise that you would choose a hetro-sexual pig/human sexual relationship. My best wished to the pair of you.
Spankmaster… my dude… please shut the fuck up… im trying to get a good fap in while the family sleeps, but i can barely styfle my laughter from your posts… im gonna wake them up!
The real Spankmaster here to set the record straight:
A) No, I won’t shut the fuck up. And you should wake them up so they’ll see you in action. Then they’ll really have a great laugh.
B) All pseudo-Spankmasters please hurry up and get fucked to death by your boyfriend Bubba or at least in choking to death in licking the prison toilet bowl clean. That way, we won’t have to put up with your micro-penis fixation any longer, not anyone really gives a shit anymore. Just be careful with the tweezers. And
C) All this is going towards my 1000 hours of community service, so there.
That all being said, and to state my case so equivocally in pissing people off, this is one fine woman for which I truly have a massive boner. Grrrrrrr. So stand back please, we have lift off…
And yes, Spankmaster has spoken…rather wisely and humorously…
….micropeen activate…
is there more than one Pseudo Spankmaster, Spankmaster. They must be breeding.
Wonder how many ribs she had removed.
She shouldn’t really pose with the horses. It’s really hard to tell them apart.
I’d eat the corn out of her poop.