28 thoughts on “Phoebe Price Looks Like an Elf on the Shelf (42 Photos)

  1. Merry Fucking Christmas Jews

    Elf on a shelf? More like
    -Whole who Takes it in the Back Door
    -Whore No One Cares About Anymore
    -Slut with a Mutt
    -Hoe on a Dildo
    -Druggie in a Snuggie
    -Tramp past her Time Stamp
    -Scarlet Harlot

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  2. The Voice Of Reason

    Seriously, WTF is she thinking.
    Crapper, stop being an enabler for this old-ass skank and either get her Maitland’s agent or get her some mental help.

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  3. Crypt Keeper

    I hope she’s paying you to post her old ugly ass pictures. Looking at her is like watching the wife of the skeleton from HBO’s Tales From the Crypt series… A formaldehyde filled “living” spouse version.

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