Check out Shannon Elizabeth’s nude collage photo from the movie “American Pie” (1999). This role helped the actress to become very famous and pleased many fappers!
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I only feel “in control” when there is the humongous, throbbing cock of a black man, balls deep in my undeserving asshole. That’s when I feel alive. That’s when I feel like my life matters.
She was 25, and at her sexual peak!
Now, she’s divorced, childless, and pushing 50.
But you’re over 50 and childless.
And no, being super-gay is not a valid excuse!
Yeah, she’s giving me a stifler …
she was hotter before the implants
Was she ever in anything besides American Pie? She must be retarded or something
24 hours and post still hasn’t shown up, you jizz guzzler.
Ah, memories. Memories of mammaries.
She’s a cautionary tale in many ways:
– Don’t be a tease. Either show your bare ass (and tits, and bush) on screen as much as possible, or else learn to act. If you do a half-assed attempt to be “edgy”, then the audience will be as half-assed trying to remember you (they will certainly won’t miss your acting) There’s tens of thousands of other no talent hot cooches in LA, just waiting to take the place of someone who can’t handle the spotlight
– Know who to fuck. Don’t fuck everyone you meet, and don’t be a self-important tight-ass. Both extremes will get you nowhere fast. Fuck the big shots, yes, most actresses do, but keep your options open. And if you marry someone outside showbiz, at least don’t marry some asshole who’ll object to you getting gigs just because he’ll be unconfortable with you being nude in a couple of scenes
– Beware the boob jobs. Nowdays, most people in Hollywood have some sort of work done sooner or later (starlets grow more shameless about their nosejobs and fake tits every year, so it’ll be even more common as time passes) However, if you buy plastic tits, don’t buy stripper sized tits or else stop whining about only getting stripper gigs
– In Hollywood, you are a piece of ass. Every hot actress (even mildly hot ones) has to sell the goodies onscreen. Good actresses, bad actresses… it’s all the same. Only old bags get a pass on this one. This is not a bad thing. Having everyone on Earth wanting to fuck you is how you become famous overnight, especially if you can’t string two sentences together. But you have to keep delivering the goodies if you wanna _stay_ famous. Otherwise, you’ll end up playing poker with other has-beens on cable TV