92 thoughts on “Tess Holliday Sexy (29 Photos)”

1. Can’t stop throwing up July 17, 2019 at 8:12 pm

   I cant stop throwing up! oh god here it comes again . Is it done? Oh god no there’s still more

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   1. Dennis July 17, 2019 at 10:49 pm

      Is This Gozilla !?

      Or a Wife from Michelin – male ?

      Holy crap

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      1. Dieter July 17, 2019 at 11:57 pm

         For a second, I thought it was a picture of me in my younger thinner days when I was sporting a man bun. I remember that time fondly because the dudes used to ride me hard while steering that bun.

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      2. Nobody May 12, 2021 at 6:41 am

         Nah fam it’s a fucken beached whale

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   2. Wha DaFAQ July 17, 2019 at 11:12 pm

      JESUS!!! *WROOOOOORLF* Neither can I!!! FUCK! Either push it back out to sea of burn it with fi*ROOOOLF*re!

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   3. Jeff October 1, 2022 at 7:08 pm

      She’s sexy!

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2. Front butt July 17, 2019 at 8:14 pm

   Now THIS is what gets me rock hard.

   Thank you, crapper.

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3. Bob Dole July 17, 2019 at 8:18 pm

   I barfed everywhere

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4. werner July 17, 2019 at 8:27 pm

   WTF

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5. wtf July 17, 2019 at 8:28 pm

   disgusting crapper

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6. Herman Melville July 17, 2019 at 8:29 pm

   Quick Captain Ahab get to Malibu beach pronto!

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7. Burp July 17, 2019 at 8:29 pm

   IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST

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8. Crapper Gives Me Nightmares July 17, 2019 at 8:31 pm

   Crapper gives both sweet dreams and nightmares. Loves to push those buttons!

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9. Vergen July 17, 2019 at 8:32 pm

   I’d spit in that whales butt, and let it blow the spit back out onto my face!

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10. Captain July 17, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    WTF???????

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11. Brutus July 17, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    She wipes her ass with paper towels

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    1. Chaz Boner July 17, 2019 at 10:32 pm

       Can she even reach her ass?

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       1. Dacre Montgomery July 18, 2019 at 12:43 am

          No

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12. Mouse July 17, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    hahahahahahaha

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13. Ocean Size Limit July 17, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    I think all fappers will agree that Tess should keep her clothes on and stop breaking the fishing trawl nets.

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14. MZ July 17, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    Imagine the gallon drums of ink they needed for those tattoos.

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15. Why'smyzipperstuck July 17, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    Crapper we now know why ocean level are rising.

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16. Odessa James July 17, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    ………………………………………………… wait, what ?

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17. WinstonBogarde July 17, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    RELEEAAASEEE THE KRAKEEEENNN!!!!

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18. Bbwlover July 17, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Fuck these comments love bbw and “normal looking women “

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19. James July 17, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    Somebody throw that beached whale back in the ocean. Also throw crapper in there with her

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20. RW July 17, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    She’s so hot. Crapper is a lucky man

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21. God July 17, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    GODDAMMIT

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22. Aston July 17, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    I’m not sure but a think it’s been caught in the last few pictures lol

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    1. Wha DaFAQ July 17, 2019 at 11:15 pm

       Those are remnants of the net the whale biologists attempted to use to tow her off the beach!

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23. God July 17, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    Dear Crapper,
    Fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck your sister, fuck everyone you know.
    Sincerely,
    The Universe

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24. fuck you July 17, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    fuck you

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25. Crappers bitch child July 17, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    KILL IT WITH A NUCLEAR FUCKING BOMB!

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26. Crappers bitch child July 17, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    KILL IT WITH A NUCLEAR FUCKING BOMB!

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27. mulder July 17, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    This is where boners go to die.

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28. Hillary Clinton July 17, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    Still better than Maitland

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29. A-hole charlie July 17, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    Oh Jesus Christ, the Blood shot back to my heart from my Dick so fast that I was having a heart attack. At least She’s trying to feed the sharks a good meal. Did they have to take up a good portion of parking spaces for the Heavy Load Semi to drive her to the beach? Get the crane out to get her back on? Looks like the Tatto Artist used a gallon of ink on her. I bet you if the ice cream truck went by they guy would have sold out really quick.

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30. yeah charlie again July 17, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    I bet you if you put a peice of paper between her thighs it’ll catch on fire as their so tight. I didn’t see anyone with warning flags to make sure no kids or animals are around so they don’t get crushed.

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31. Global Elite July 17, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    I wish she sit on my face…

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32. Dafuq Mang July 17, 2019 at 10:23 pm

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33. Some A-Hole July 17, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down…

    I think crapper is working on a version of the Rick-roll that I am calling the fat-roll.

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34. hellno July 17, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    Tess Holliday Sexy (29 Photos)

    What the hell admin stay away from the meth!!
    Who let this beast out from the zoo?
    I’m crying right now!

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35. Dennis July 17, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    Is This Gozilla !?

    Or a Wife from Michelin – male ?

    WTF ……… Holy crap

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36. peter dobson July 17, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    Yuck

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37. jeff todd July 17, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    this site is trash now, done giving this site views, all this crap and title it sexy, sick crap

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38. Kd July 17, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    Yeah this ain’t it chief

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39. cunt July 17, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    Does she model 6 man tents?

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40. Front butt July 17, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    Now that’s a big ol’ front booty

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41. The Horsecock Express July 18, 2019 at 12:26 am

    Is this a joke? She is so fat that even if she was naked you still wouldn’t e able to that things vagina. I don’t mean to fat shame but this is beyond fat and she is asking for it.

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42. Porkchop383 July 18, 2019 at 12:30 am

    Damn you! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

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43. Mushgrump July 18, 2019 at 12:47 am

    hahahahahaha

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44. Wiggles July 18, 2019 at 1:00 am

    Imagine the creamy, moist, and smelly bed sores she gets between all those crevices! Add that to the fact that she can’t wipe her ass or clean her vagina, and she probably smells like a third world morgue. The degenerate bbw lovers must be fapping away! Nothing sexier than diabetic necrosis!

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45. Jiffy July 18, 2019 at 1:01 am

    Even Jaws fucked off when he saw that thing.

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46. Ho Lee Fuk July 18, 2019 at 1:31 am

    And the sad thing is she still has more sexual market value than every poster here combined.

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    1. lol July 18, 2019 at 1:42 am

       found the incel

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       1. Ho Lee Fuk July 18, 2019 at 2:00 am

          Nope not a virgin I just understand the reality that even the fattest whale of a woman can get laid more often than most men.
          She’s certainly having more sex than you are.

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          1. Maybe July 18, 2019 at 4:39 am

             If you include the entire animal kingdom.

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47. BootyEater July 18, 2019 at 1:39 am

    All y’all are some insecure fucks lmao. She’s fine as hell.

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48. dave dominick July 18, 2019 at 2:23 am

    I suppose the characterization “Morbidly Obese” would be a bit of an understatement for this young woman. There is “obese” and then there is “morbidly obese” which is used for a description when someone like this is admitted to the hospital. The admission note will say, “this 22 year old morbidly obese woman from east overshoe was admitted at 11:00 pm complaining of hearing voices telling her to rob candy bars from the local Convenience Store.” Anything beyond “morbidly obese?”

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49. mcl July 18, 2019 at 3:19 am

    pretty sure it’s this whale instead of melting polar caps that is causing sea levels to rise.

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50. Tom Jones July 18, 2019 at 3:32 am

    Stunning and brave… says the feminists.

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51. Bill Clinton July 18, 2019 at 3:36 am

    Thanks for not showing any nude pictures of her.. That would have been the worst

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52. Michael quesada July 18, 2019 at 4:07 am

    It is a disguise, right?

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53. Always An Entrepreneur July 18, 2019 at 4:51 am

    Forget the tattoos Tess may as well sell billboard space.

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54. johndoe July 18, 2019 at 5:42 am

    I just spermed a whale. What a lady.

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55. The Exodus July 18, 2019 at 6:50 am

    Bwahahahahahaha, and then all the leftie fuckwits try to claim you can be a fat fuck like this whale and still be healthy and beautiful??? Your Honor, I present to the court of reality Exhibit A – Tess Holliday at the beach as proof the lefties are out of their mind.

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56. Fun Guy July 18, 2019 at 7:14 am

    Just came here for the comments and that are fucking priceless

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57. Troll July 18, 2019 at 7:32 am

    early tide :D

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58. Kapp July 18, 2019 at 7:41 am

    Shamu the whale has been beached

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59. mbwaka July 18, 2019 at 11:32 am

    Sooo much of blubber, I love it!!! My beautiful people of Somalia will never be hungry again. We will sell the oil to American yakees for million $s.

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60. Hanz Witte July 18, 2019 at 11:37 am

    When she walks backward, there is a loud repetitive beeping sound.

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61. Stäää July 18, 2019 at 11:38 am

    Thanos has to snip several times for that!

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62. s.smith July 18, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    what a fucking monstrosity,you wouldn’t have seen this on a beach a few years ago before the normalization of obesity began,fucking disgusting on so many levels

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63. Cwappa July 18, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Oh snap!

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64. Fisto July 18, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    The biggest takeaway I got from these photos is that a paparrazi might make money from these photos. They need to quit making ‘nobodies’ famous.

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65. NotFBI July 18, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    What a ugly grotesque creature, it must be killed and studied.

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66. zed redd July 18, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    She reminds me of the last woman I was with before coming out of the closet.

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67. Pervin On Your Comments July 18, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    But don’t forget, she’s only gotta go down to the ‘Hood ;-)

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68. Amos July 18, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    “Tess Holliday Sexy”
    Daf*** is wrong with you?!

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69. Raging July 19, 2019 at 5:25 am

    I’m telling you crapper.
    If you don’t stop doing this kind of shit, somebody is going to shoot you very soon.
    Just saying.
    Better you hear it.

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70. puercomaial July 19, 2019 at 8:44 am

    Barfing….

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71. T Diddy July 19, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    Usain Bolt couldn’t beat me to these comments

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72. AmericanBoner July 21, 2019 at 5:58 am

    Crapper is a genius. Look at the amount of comments, I would say a success. Let’s all pick fun at the beast whale of a woman, while we go back to jerking off to perfect stunner models like Alessandra Ambrosio. Genius.

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73. Jonathan Deutsch July 25, 2019 at 1:55 am

    Whale sighting

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74. IcyVamp December 4, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    Yup, love her. Got me rock hard and shooting my load. A fat inked slut is the best to fap to.

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75. Hot August 8, 2021 at 11:30 am

    Tess is the hottest gorgeous queen with perfect body screw the haters we Stan bbw quuen

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76. FITNESSS August 18, 2021 at 10:36 pm

    The woman with perfect curves and ass she makes me so hard real man love Tess Holiday.

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77. Dauerwichser November 27, 2023 at 8:45 am

    I cant stop wanking! Oh god here it comes again . My cock hurts.

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