Lizzie Cundy was seen at the Sun Siyam Iru Fushi Resort in the Maldives, 09/10/2018. She manages to get a bit of relaxing time by the pool and has a bit of fun on a jetski.
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beachballs at the beach, makes sense
At least she has them…
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If grandma was in Baywatch.
And provocatively flaunting her colostomy bag. Erm, no thank you….
Hey JC, I see Lizzie Cunty, is back. Better make sure she doesn’t deprive Mrs Clarkson of her man meat.
Never again, James, never again.
Mrs Clarkson’s the only woman for me now (oh and all the whores on this website, but you know what I mean).
I never doubted you, and those girls behind the bus station aren’t cheap. I saw Matt Le Blank eating hot dogs outside Londis. Didn’t even look at me.
It was an amazing run of events, but I maintain he wasn’t invited to the orgy. Still, to bend down, in front of Hammond, and his pants fall down. Bad luck. And when Hammond see’s an anus you know its going to be messy. Have you ever seen froth like that, and the steam, it was like his arsehole was on fire. Worked out well though, Hammonds stopped drilling holes in the furniture.
I think Mr Le Blanc has been ‘out anused’ by team JC after all.
Give over James, we all know Le Blanc is a cunt, plain and simple.
We need to fit that chastity cage to Hamster’s cock, the one you bought from the Co-op. We can’t have him going round everywhere, sticking his cock in arses and furniture and that. Bring it round mine after badminton tonight, and I’ll get Mrs C to put it on him.
Team JC will out-anus Le Blanc any day of the week, with or without Hamster’s cock. Mrs C will see to that.
Hi JC and Mrs C, enjoy the badminton. Remember its the playing not the winning that matters.
Also its a good to see you recognise the extra mile Hammond put in on this occasion. The way he moves, strokes, gyrates, the way he works through friction burns and uses all his body to inflict maximum anal penetration. He truly is an artist in this dark art.
Good job the chastity cages were two for a pound in the co-op as I’m wearing one of them as I type and its already a little sticky.
Best of luck in the badminton with Mrs C. Say Hi and I shall see you with ‘Hamsters Cage’.
PS JC. Just in case Ms Cunty shows up, you may want to wear your super tight shorts, very difficult to get off.
PPS I’ve just been for a health inducing speed walk and ended up behind the bus station. When I said the girls were not cheap I wasn’t kidding. I went bear back up Chantelle’s arse while Brittney plucked the hairs off my scrotum. Cost me half a hot dog each.
Right, Hamster is now trussed up and ready for (no) action – should keep him out of trouble for a while.
You’ll be pleased to know that Mrs C won the badminton – her prize was a night-off from sexual activity with me (I don’t think she really enjoys the things i do to her, but she’s a trooper and puts on a brave face).
Seeing as my balls were aching, having not ejaculated for 3 hours, I went to the bus station too. Chantelle was complaining about a well-hung gentleman who had been up her arse earlier (I wonder who that could have been, big boy), so I let her off and did Britney up the arse instead. She didn’t seem to notice. She liked it when I pissed on her tits afterwards though – and all for the cost of a steak-bake from the late night Greggs. Bargain.
Hey JC. from your description the well hung gentleman sounds like Swindon Delroy. I found Hammond giving him a prostate massage when I got there. Hammond was grasping a fist full of dirty looking fivers, don’t know where he gets all his money from.
Nice piss work by the way. I always piss all over Chantelle, but have always wanted to have a good wizz over Britney. Hope she lived up to my expectation.
My God, Hammond is so forgetful, he’s just gone to post yet another letter at the bus station letterbox. I had a really good dump in that letter box only an hour ago. Always like to add interest to the postman’s day.
Say Hi to Mrs C and congratulate her on not having sex with you.
Rancid mutton dressed as lamb with comedy plastic tits
Use that jetski like it’s meant to be used!