13 thoughts on “Salma Hayek Nude & Sexy Collection (17 Photos)”

1. scar July 20, 2023 at 2:13 pm

   really? a top down view of her nude? why not from another movie where she went all out (skinny dipping if I’m not mistaken) the top down view could be someone else.

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2. Alfred Hitcock July 20, 2023 at 7:53 pm

   Haha when was the last time Crapper gave a description and anyone thought fuck yeah, nailed it. Always gotta be prepared for disappointment with crappers description.
   We dont mind if it simple says, salma looking hot for an old duck.

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3. Doctor Dick July 20, 2023 at 8:32 pm

   Time for a Spankmaster and Peter Dobson reach around :-) Rumour has it she is to do a kangaroo photo-shoot for ‘Gay Australia’ magazine. I am sure Spankmaster and Peter will be ordering their copy early :-)

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   1. Spankmaster July 21, 2023 at 3:08 am

      Just likeDockie to talk such shit about Peter and I, especially as his shit talking revolves around him being the ultimate cumdumpster and toilet at his public shithouse from hell. That being said, will you please just fuck off and die? At least I am asking nicely…

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4. peter dobson July 20, 2023 at 9:05 pm

   You can’t touch this dockie. Not even from a mile away. She is wayyyyyyyy out of your league. You better stick to the K. family or Caitlyn J. formerly know as Bruce

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   1. Spankmaster July 21, 2023 at 3:09 am

      I agree entirely. Salma is such a goddess. I pray to her every night and she rewards me with such exotix and erotic dreams. She’s such a nice lady…

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      1. Doctor Dick July 21, 2023 at 7:32 am

         As Spankmaster slinks into his long dark wig and clinging dress Halma Sayek is born! I can see Peter and Halma will be making a messy bed in the Melbourne YMCA.

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         1. Spankmaster July 21, 2023 at 10:26 pm

            Dockie, will you please just fuck off and die? At least I am asking nicely…

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5. NNNNNNN July 21, 2023 at 3:45 am

   Most billionaires have disgustingly ugly spouses (like Bill Gates, Bezos, Musk, Zuck, Koch, Pritzker, etc). This billionaire is probably the one exception to the rule, but only because he’s French and he owns a luxury fashion group. Let’s just say that the French have good taste except when it comes to their awful immigration policy.

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   1. peter dobson July 21, 2023 at 8:38 pm

      I totally and utterly agree with this comment and the person who wrote it.

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      1. Spankmaster July 21, 2023 at 10:25 pm

         So do I…

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6. Captain Fantastic July 21, 2023 at 11:36 pm

   I don’t find that screenshot to be worth anyone’s time.

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7. Willy July 22, 2023 at 8:51 pm

   Peaked in the film Desperado.

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