39 thoughts on “Tinashe Sexy (15 Photos + GIF)

  1. Langsmurf

    20 min of squeezing the blood in my head hoping that I don’t faint and 3 full sec pounding her flesh. I’d say, job well done!
    I’m outta here…

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  2. Spankmaster

    I will get in before Jeremy Fucking Clarkson does in saying the hows and whys of her being his latest porn conquest in taking her up the arse and state that I find her so gorgeous that I will happily creampie her to death, while doing my usual rodeo performance of cowboy hat waving and “Ride ’em in, Rawhide!” shouting. All who find this distasteful are quite willing to go fuck yourselves….

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    1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

      Distasteful? God no. You can do it tonight with the Angels, Spanky. Do ‘t forget your hat – you won’t have time to go home to get it if you do.

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        1. James Fucking May

          PPS. Hey JC, Word to the wise. Matt Le Blanc was in the pound shop earlier, buying two for a pound strap on chin dildo’s. He said one at the front and one at the back. I think he’s gunning for your reputation and aiming to ‘out anus you’.
          I was at the checkout and said ‘No one can out anus JC, you know that Le Blanc.’
          I don’t like to say this JC but one or two people wouldn’t look me in the eye.

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    2. Richard Fucking Hammond

      Hey Spanky, I think I should warn you that that ‘cream pie’ up her arse is some of Jeremy’s earlier work.

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    1. James Fucking May

      Hey JC, the ‘bat signal’ last time was, and I quote :

      ‘Not classically pretty, is he?
      I mean “she”.’

      I think July’s nose will be twitching once he gets a sniff of that !

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      1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

        Sad news, James. July is no longer with us.

        I’ve just had word from his best friend, Tinarse, that he hanged himself last Tuesday. Apparently he was distraught when Tinarse confirmed all our suspicions and lobbed his brown dodger on the kitchen table. July never recovered from the shock and decided to end it and join his god in heaven.

        So he won’t be coming to tonight’s Angel orgy. Which means more Angels for the rest of us – hooray!

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        1. Richard Fucking Hammond

          JC, don’t go shooting your load too early. Me and James saw Matt ‘two dildo’s’ Le Blank in the pound shop earlier. There was a guy with him with a bag on his head. Nothing so odd you say.
          Get this. There was a biro sketch of an your anus and the words July Caesar was here. It’s him JC. July Caesar. You gotta do something JC. Team JC don’t wanna go down.

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          1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

            Fuck, fuck, fuck. I knew that Tinarse was full of shit. Why I believe a word he says, I don’t know. Right, don’t worry, I have a plan.

            I moved tonight’s venue to the Travel Lodge on North Road. I’ve booked us a family room with my nectar points. I’ve been in touch with Spanky, nacho and Az (I think that’s how you spell it), and they know where to come.

            I’ve told Le Blanc that it’s still on at my house, so he’ll be knocking on the front door with bag-head Caesar, as I like to call him. That’ll teach them – they’ll be gutted when Mrs C answers in her split-crotch panties and there’s no sign of the Naked Angels. Ha ha!

            I have a slight problem though – I’ve taken that viagra you got me but my cock’s as limp as week-old lettuce. I don’t want to disappoint the Angels – but it’s not looking good. (I haven’t had a wank since Thursday in preparation and it was rather embarrassing to be playing table tennis last night with a raging hard-on, but the pressure seems to have got to me. And only an hour to go. Fuck!).

          2. James Fucking May

            Hey JC, When I was round at yours foaming up the fish, I glanced at this weeks ‘Anus Review – Coronation Street Edition’, fresh in the bag. I’ll drop it round. It’s got a 3D spread on Helen Worth’s Anus, and its good, you can almost smell it.

            I think if you can combine this with sucking on some of your dirty panties (skid marks) collection, you will leave the Angels arseholes smoking in the morning. Put out the fire !!

            I’m just worried Le Blanc will be able to sniff out the Angels arses. And you know what he’s like with a chin dildo. I afraid Mrs C will be left gaping in both orifice’s in no time. Le Blanc gets through at least 3 arseholes before breakfast.
            Start sniffing JC, and I’ll be round soon with Hammond.

          3. James Fucking May

            PPS. I’ll be bringing a Tesco’s bag full of chin dildo’s, JC. If the mag fails, go in Le Blanc style, chin dildo front and back. Don’t let that cunt our anus you JC.

          4. Richard Fucking Hammond

            Word to the wise JC, I’m pretty sure July Caesar is a ‘septic tank’ so he’d be sleeping now (girls nighty, panties and but plug no doubt). So he might get in touch when all those mangy cunts wake up.

    2. James Fucking May

      Hey JC. You know our buddy July Caesar might be right. She’s not bad for a tranny, but not worth a wank. I hid Mrs Clarkson’s false teeth in the fish tank last night so think I’ll go and jizz all over her gummy chops.

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      1. James Fucking May

        Hey JC. Just to warn you. After jizzing on Mrs Clarkson I washed my junk in the fish tank. Its looking real foamy now and all the fish are dead.

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  3. EugeneTrida

    Приветствую вас уважаемые формучани!
    На днях нарвалась на сайт по названием ECOP.SU интернет-сайт вроде достойный но по откликам почитала и не ясно кто что печатает..
    Тема, кто знает данный сайт и кто там зарегистрирован, подскажите на сколько увлекательный и хороший портал?
    Спасибо.

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      1. James Fucking May

        ванием интернет-сайт Jeremy Fucking Clarkson вроде достойный ANUS но по отк on the cat ликам почитала и не ясно кто I don’t think it would fit чт о печатает..
        Тема, кто знает данный сайт и кто Matt Le Blanc там зареги

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        1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

          Cheers James – I always suspected Eugene was a cheeky cunt – you’ve just confirmed it.

          Excellent research. Keep it up.

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  4. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

    I just wanted to send a heart-felt apology to all my friends who came to the Travel Lodge last night for Anal Angel Fest 2018.

    I genuinely had no idea that the Angels have a lifetime ban from every Travel Lodge for their recent dirty protest at the one on the M6 southbound. They never told me, the lying bitches.

    I won’t be rebooking them after they pissed us around so much.

    Thank you to Spanky, James, Richard, Az (sp?), nacho and Lottery for your understanding – I hope the prostate massage that each of you received from Mrs C goes some way towards compensating you for your disappointment. I’ll be back in touch when I’ve selected another bunch of whores for our next session – I won’t let you down.

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    1. James Fucking May

      Hey JC. I was only there in the hope of getting Mrs C’s finger up my arse. So the night was a great success. Did you manage to get your finger out of Spanky’s arse in the end.

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      1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

        Not yet, James. Still waiting for him to relax.

        It’s getting a bit awkward – I’m supposed to be going to Parent’s Evening tonight.

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    2. James Fucking May

      PPS JC, sorry I couldn’t stay till later but I was dying to take a dump and wanted to get there before the postman emptied the letterbox.

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