19 thoughts on “Kendall Jenner Topless (3 Pics + GIF)

      1. James Fucking May

        Не оскорблять мать России капиталистического гомосексуалиста

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    1. James Fucking May

      What the fuck Clarkson, I thought we were buddies. You been hiding her minge photos in your sock draw. I only got to see the gaping sphincter shots, though a bit ‘art house’ for me. There is not even a rectal zygmoidascope.

      PS I owe the Spank-man a debt of thanks. Before I new him, if the Doc had said ‘Nurse, grease up the zygmoidascope – extra wide’, I’d have sat there thinking, ‘that sounds interesting !!’ . Lets just say now I have my running shoes on.

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      1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

        What are you talking about James? You saw this one’s minge last month outside Flares in Scunthorpe. We were in the alley by the Biffa bins, and she just dropped her pants and said “get Spunky’s vaginal probe and get a look at this”. Don’t you remember? You jammed it in and we couldn’t get it back out – Mrs C had to bring the WD 40 and wasn’t best pleased about being woken so late, even though it was an emergency.

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        1. James Fucking May

          Wow Spanky is going all out to impress the girls. A rectal zygmoidascope AND a vaginal probe. He is one smooth bastard.

          I do vaguely remember but I blacked out and was hallucinating. Don’t you remember, Lisa Appleton had me pinned and was grinding her smoking minge in my face. She had only washed it a month ago but the fumes was like !!! there is no word. I can still only see out of one eye.

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          1. James Fucking May

            Hey JC, you would think with all the ‘work’ she’s doing Maitland could afford a colour telly’

            ‘Pink eye’ ? That was my ‘brown eye’, its not as if I wasn’t having a shit at the time. I love that girl but she is a thick cunt. Romance is just wasted on some people JC.

  1. Spankmaster

    Are we supposed to get excited in wanking over a reflection in a mirror? And all because this ultimately worthless whore is somehow famous? My only statement to that is fuck that for a joke…and I don’t mean it literally…

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  2. LuLu

    this is all about that witch thing their mom is caught up in

    google it, they’re into that kinda of ignorant white people shit

    voodooing black dudes to fuck her girls

    tell em to hoe themselves

    classic americans

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