Katy Perry's Boobs

Seraph-X

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I never knew that Alison Williams was so short, or Katy Perry so tall. Katy looks like a giant sat down next to her.

PS - I am hearing troubling stories of Celeb Jihad putting out fake pics. Next, someone is going to say that the people who run it are not real muslims. ;)
 

Seraph-X

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Urghhhh that short hair is fucking awful

She looks okay with it, a la Scarlett Johannson, but most celebs getting their hair like this don't. It's something to do to show they're feminists to get 'progressive' Brownie points. Kristen Stewart's current haircut is terrible. She doesn't have any left.
 

Tsui

Active Member
She looks okay with it, a la Scarlett Johannson, but most celebs getting their hair like this don't. It's something to do to show they're feminists to get 'progressive' Brownie points. Kristen Stewart's current haircut is terrible. She doesn't have any left.
Katy and ScarJo definitely look better than the average chick with their respective hairstyles. And I do agree that Kristen Stewart's current haircut is just beyond awful.
But I still gotta go with robgrant on this. All three were fucking gorgeous with their long hair. Now Katy Perry and ScarJo just look 'okay' (from the neck up) and KStew is just almost not attractive anymore. :c
And I say almost because if I'm totally honest I'd still tap that if such a miracle was ever offered to me.
 

Geardagas

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If she offered me the snatch, I'd be like, bitch, grow your damn hair back, I won't be seen with a woman that doesn't look respectable. And when she came back a month later with non-lesbian hair, I'd be like, sorry honey, I got bigger fish to fry. Then I'd jump onto a moving train and casually hang off the side of it and flash her the peace sign while I rode into the sunset.
 

john_bob

Member
If she offered me the snatch, I'd be like, bitch, grow your damn hair back, I won't be seen with a woman that doesn't look respectable. And when she came back a month later with non-lesbian hair, I'd be like, sorry honey, I got bigger fish to fry. Then I'd jump onto a moving train and casually hang off the side of it and flash her the peace sign while I rode into the sunset.
Oh please, if I was propositioned by her, hair or not, I'd dive in and not return until search and rescue dragged me out.
 

Phooey

Active Member
Taylor is a well know ice queen. She is a total waste of time for a man.
Katy is a pious bigmouth liberal extremists that thinks she should be listened to for her political opinions. I don't want to hear politics from either side. Especially from a person that stopped going to school at 15 and has zero business skills or education from which to form her opinions.
 
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Fugg

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Taylor is a well know ice queen. She is a total waste of time for a man.
Katy is a pious bigmouth liberal extremists that thinks she should be listened to for her political opinions. I don't want to hear politics from either side. Especially from a person that stopped going to school at 15 and has zero business skills or education from which to form her opinions.

Complaining about politics on a porn board. Cool!
 

Geardagas

Well-Known Member
That's a bit extreme. I would never say no to Taylor, sure, but I would never say yes to Katy Perry. She is completely unattractive to me. Zero musical talent, negative charisma, abrasive personality, dumpy body, and a face caked in pounds of makeup...no thanks.
 
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