Busty actress Ariel Winter took part in a photoshoot for Schön! magazine February Issue 2019 wearing sexy outfits, showing off her tits, navel, sexy legs, and feet. Ariel Winter looks superb, thanks to training in the gym.
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arielwinter/
My money is on coke, not fitness, as the reason she’s shed some heft
When do we get to see her ‘airy ‘ole ?
Its what I’m waiting for.
Faggot
She brings the nastiest comments out of homosexuals. Hold tight.
She will pack on some pounds with the years with that metabolism slowing down but for now she looks great. much better than the Kardashits in fact. I’d like to see those large tits out.
God damn shame what she did to her boobs
should be illegal!
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Not really into feet but damn, Ariel’s are fucking sensational. She may be a garden gnome but the one thing she has that is a perfect 10/10 deserves praise. Great palate cleanser after the unspeakable horror of Brie Larson’s crypt keeper feet (wait a minimum of 4 hrs since last meal before googling, it’s the visual equivalent of a thousand nails on a thousand chalkboards).
Too bad she’s fucking a faggot.
From the waist up, she’s looking pretty good. The sweatpants tell me she’s trying to hide a fat ass.
Seen her mom? There’s really not much this girl can do coming from that gene pool. She’s short, has fatso DNA galore _and_ she’s big boned with wide hips on a skeletal level. If she eats lard she gets a big ass. If she eats mega healthy and works out like crazy she also gets a big ass that people will call fat even when it’s 99.98% muscle. The only thing she can do in order to get a small-ish ass is starve, but then her tits will turn into droopy dog ears. There’s no win-win solution to the Ariel Winter equation.
I like her. Nothing at all spectacular about her. Just a normal, imperfect somewhat attractive girl………but I like her face and eyes. She doesn’t look to be a complete phony like all these other assholes. I’ll bet she’d be a good girlfriend and someone you’d enjoy curling up and watching a movie with.
Ariel, I purposely ignore your posts on here because, unlike my true love Sarah Hyland, you never show your front butt. Or your back butt. I would accept either. Breasts, frankly, bore me, but you know that. I pay them proper attention in a slow and tingly way because I know how girls work, but I’d be fine if you were flat like a boy.
So, where do we go from here?
I’m tempted to give up on you and just go with Sarah because she pleases me throughly. But, you are a mystery who never pleases me. So, what do we do?
I guess we could do a threesome – I promise to keep all my clothes on and not touch either one of you. I agree, men are disgusting – who needs that? What is sexy about a flat butted, hairy, functional monkey-like creature who only exists to bring you elephant steaks (with his monkey-like muscles and elephant hunting characteristics) and tempts you into his teepee with his rhino steaks? I mean, in the olden days, it was a fair trade – human perfection to luck upon in trade for Cheetah breast meat? Better than starving, right? Were you gonna catch a Buffalo with those fleshy and sexy birthing but non-functional sex hips and butt crack?
No.
Men caught the lions with their highly functional buttockses, dragged the ostrich meat home with their ugly but food-providing thighs and arms, and carved and cooked the lion thighs with their hideous bearded faces. But, you and Sarah, topless but in loincloths, were hungry and thought that buffalo rib meat smelled MIGHTYsexy for your hungry bellies.
So, you and Sarah slinked down, breasts slowly undulating, and sat down next to the deer meat barbecue, legs akimbo, loincloth drifting carelessly to the suds, and my breast-bored ancestor peeking intently at your meat while you smelled his sexy, sexy barbecue.
Girls, I realize you can drive down the street, pick up some bbq and realize all your sexual fantasies for 14.95 plus a tip.
But I suggest we play a fun little game where I bbq some really nice modern cow steaks and you watch me hungrily in loin cloths…,to really get into it, you are going to have to pretend I’m a prehistoric alpha provider who gets his pick of the litter – and you have to pretend you only get to eat if I get to eat what I want…. catch my drift?
It’ll be fun. I know, the concept is tens of thousands of years old and modern man seems way too…um…functional. But, I stand by my promise to remain clothed and not touch you. And those steaks are gonna be delicious.
I also serve a purely sexual purpose- you’ll each feel EXTRA special sexy when you watch my hungry male eyes eating you out with more power than your female partners tongue.
And, then you’ll remember that men serve ONE other useful purpose other than bear wrestling to the death- we’ve got those probing eyes that your beautiful girlfriends can’t quite replicate. Piercing, hungry, pulsating, hungry eyes…
Come on, sweeties, let’s just get it done – send me a wink or something.
Hi, dude. Do you still live in California? Here, you’ll need this: 1-877-663-5433. Peace.
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Cow.
Is your ideal woman Karen Carpenter, you skeleton fucker?